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this post is here to remind everybody that “gråtrunka” is the swedish word for “crying while masturbating”
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This will be the best audio post I will ever post.
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This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.
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i’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!
i’m actually crying omg
We talked about this guy in Psych last semester. His whole life is so frustrating because he can’t remember anything outside of that moment. His long-term memory is still functioning though. He knows how to do things, like make tea and he knows who his wife is, but he can’t remember why he knows who she is.
and he gets so excited when he sees her, but he doesn’t know why. He still hugs and kisses her, but he doesn’t have a clue who she is. Its so sad, yet beautiful.
| Drake: | You calling me a liar?! |
|---|---|
| Josh: | I ain't calling you a truther! |
| Josh: | You want a mouth full of fist?! |
| Drake: | You want a butt full of foot?! |
| Josh: | I hope you go bald! |
| Drake: | I hope they cancel Oprah! |
| Josh: | *GASP* You take that back! |
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